addicted to the internet, because you will start to find things like this…

(my first day playing second life..within 10 minutes this dude comes up to me and says “hey suck on my pee-pee…”)

So, Ive been contemplating moving out of state - kentucky to be exactly ..trying to escape this horrible over priced area…and I decided to look at the local gigs on craigslist..and then I found this…

The moral of the story? get out and stop playing on the fucking internet..it will eat your soul.